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A letter which Jenna mysteriously receives in the Season 1 "Pilot ." The letter outlines Jenna Hamilton's life, and claims she is a "nobody." In the Season 1 finale, "Fateful ," Jenna finds stationary belonging to her mother which is the same stationary on which the "care"-frontation letter is written on. In the end of the episode "Resolutions," Jenna confronts her mother about the letter. In "Sex, Lies and the Sanctuary ," Jenna's mother reveals that she wrote the letter to Jenna's father.

Contents Of Letter:

Jenna,

As you are now, you could disappear and no one would notice. Below is a list of suggestions that you should seriously consider:

Number 1: Stop being a p****

Number 2: Your instincts suck. Second guess them.

Number 3: The only people more pathetic then you are your friends. Drop the dead weight.

Number 4: When you're pretty, you're happy. And clearly you're not happy.

Number 5: Pull your head out of your a** and stand out.

Number 6: Nobody likes the pitiful. Stop being such a drag.

Number 7: You have to be cruel to be kind.

Number 8: Make amends.

-A Friend

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