Slangtionary. The only place to get your one of kind high school slangs from one of the most 'Awkward' shows on the planet.
| AdoraWhoreAble | Slutty but sweet. |
| Aggro | Aggravated, aggressive |
| Amazarama | An entire amazing experience |
| Amaze-balls | Amazing |
| Amaze-tits | Amazing, but more so than amaze-balls can express |
| Analysis Paralysis | To literally be frozen in thought |
| Asian Bitched | A way sneakier, almost ninja-like version, of being bitchy. Very clever and planned out way in advance. Always 10 steps ahead of you. You’ll never see it coming. |
| Atonercise | Exercising while praying and/or contemplating your bad life choices, and trying to make up for them |
| Awk-weird | Awkward and weird |
| Back-Up Pants | The extra set of pants a girl or her friends keep stashed at school for monthly visitor emergencies. |
| Baditude | Bad attitude |
| B-a-n-a-n-a-s | Bananas; crazy. Spelled out for emphasis |
| Barneys | Dorks, nerd boys, or goobers; Guys you don’t want to be seen with in public. |
| Baskin Robbins | 31 flavors of fun |
| Bestie Festie | When two best friends hang out |
| Betraitor | A betraying traitor |
| BFFs | Best friends forever |
| BFGFBFF | Boyfriend Girlfriend Best Friends Forever Double Date (DD is implied). A double date consisting of two couples who are best friends. |
| Bi-friendsual | Being friends with two people who hate each other |
| Big Fail Mary | Something that does not go as planned. |
| Big V | A virgin |
| Bitch Pitch | As in “a bitch pitch in your voice.” To have a nasty tone when you’re speaking |
| Blackout | Complete memory loss of what happened while under the influence due to excessive drinking |
| Bomb-Ass | Awesome. |
| Bomb-Dot-Com | Beyond awesome. |
| Bone-us Operandi | Play on modus operandi; meaning one’s usual habits. In this case, one’s usual habits in regards to sex |
| Box | Vagina |
| Brabusters | Boobs. |
| Brillz | Brilliant. |
| Brownout | Less severe than blackout drunk. Partial memory loss of what happened while under the influence due to excessive drinking |
| Brunch-up | A breakup over brunch |
| Brute | Brutal |
| BS | Bullsh*t |
| BTE | Breaking the engagement |
| Budge | Short for budget; discount, cheap |
| Bumping Of Uglies or Bumping Uglies | Hooking up. |
| Busted | Ugly, old, out of style |
| Call Shenanigans or Shenanigans | Calling ‘BS’ (Bull shit). |
| Carefrontation | A casual intervention facilitated with people who care about you when they think you need help. |
| Cheesetastic | So cheesy it’s almost cool. |
| Chick Chicken | When girls play chicken, but instead of hitting each other, it’s passive aggressive power moves faking nice until someone backs down. Usually over a guy. |
| Chillaxative | As in, "take a chillaxative." Calm down. |
| Chunk show | Throwing up |
| Civ | Civil |
| Cling-on | Context clues: A: a reference to a clingy friend or ex, or B: cameltoe |
| Cloud 69 | On cloud 9, because of sex |
| Cockblock | A reverse wingman, someone who stops you from having sex |
| Cougar | An older woman who hooks up with a young guy |
| Cray (sometimes Cray Cray) | Crazy |
| Cray Poupon | Crazy sh*t |
| Creeper | Stalker; Weirdo; Freak. |
| Crossfaded | To be drunk and high at the same time |
| Deets by Dre | Details |
| DEFCON 10 (or 1) | This is really bad. But T can never remember which number is worse. |
| Deja-stupid | Repeating past mistakes and idiotic moments |
| Dicktor Scale | How big a guy’s dick is. |
| DILF | Dad I’d Like to F*ck |
| Distraction Action | Distracting yourself or procrastinating something important by doing something less important but enjoyable, usually sex or gossip |
| Ditto | I agree; same |
| Dram-o-rama | A sequence of dramatic events |
| Dramz | Drama |
| DTR | Define the relationship; The uncomfortable talk no one wants to have about their dating status. |
| Dunzo | Done |
| Face-Mail | The transparent look on someone’s face that lets you know what they’re feeling; Saying something in person that you would normally only have the balls to say over email. |
| Faux-liday | A fake holiday strictly for capitalistic gain |
| Fianc-ex | Ex fiancé |
| Flirtationship | A relationship that has yet to evolve past the flirting stage. |
| FML | F*ck my life |
| Freak and Critique | Freaking out and being judgy at the same time |
| Freak-A-Deak | Reacting in a stunned or jarring way. |
| Friendscape | The lay of the land in regards to how many friends you have. |
| F*ck-it List | A list of everyone you want to have sex with before you move on to the next chapter of your life.. Can also include things you want to let go of before moving on. |
| FYI | For your information |
| F2F | Face to face |
| Genie In A Bottle | Genius |
| Getting Busy | Hooking up |
| GTFO | Get the f*ck out |
| H-2-T Gorge | Head- to-toe gorgeous. |
| Haiku Advice | Nonsensical advice |
| Ham Holes | Mouths |
| Harassholes | Assholes that harass you |
| Haterade | Gatorade full of hate, eq to “who pissed in your cheerios?” |
| Hate Rate | To rate a hookup with a bad score, generally as some type of revenge |
| Hella | Hell of a lot; extremely |
| Hitting Shuffle On The Subject | Changing the subject |
| Hoe And Tell | Reveal a secret relationship |
| Hoo-ha | Vagina |
| Hookup | Can be anything from a makeout to sex |
| Horrendo | Horrendous |
| Horsey Style | Putting blinders on and creating tunnel vision, sometimes physically by using your hands to block your peripherals |
| Hot-dorable | Hot + adorable |
| House Arrest | Being grounded. |
| HTF | How the f*ck |
| ILY | Abbreviation. I love you |
| Inappropes (sometimes Totes Inappropes) | Inappropriate |
| Intimidation Nation | Those smart jock bitches who spend every waking minute obsessed with athletics and acting superior to those who aren't. Only date college guys. |
| Ish | Context clues: A: PG slang for sh*t, or B: short for issue |
| Jacked-Up | Messed up. |
| JC | Context clues: A: Jesus Christ, or B: Junior College |
| JK | Just kidding |
| Jelly | Jealous. |
| Jock-off | A jerk that’s a jock |
| Judas | Traitor |
| Judge Moody | Someone judgier and moodier than Judge Judy |
| Kanye Mess | To be like Kanye if he was even messier than he is currently |
| Karmageddon | The end of the world brought on by one’s own bad karma. |
| Kickback | Small party; Get-together with close friends |
| Lady Business | Anything having to do with ‘lady parts’. |
| Lates | Later, bye |
| LOL-lercoaster | That’s laughable |
| Lurker | Creep; Stalker; Freak. |
| Luscious Lickables | Private parts |
| Magic Zone | The perfect level of drunk |
| Maj | Major |
| Major May-Jor | So major you have to say it with a Spanish accent. |
| Mananigans | Shenanigans with a man |
| Mariah CrayCray | To have the same crazy level as Mariah Carey’s fame level |
| MIA | Missing in action |
| MILF | Mom I’d Like to F*ck |
| Mother-fondler | PG way of saying motherf*cker |
| Motion Lotion | Lotion used for masturbating |
| Mouth hugging | Making out |
| Nancy Drew This | Over-Analyzing. |
| Neck-2-T Lasered | Neck-to-toe laser hair removal. |
| Nice Whoredrobe Skanksquatch | Your outfit is showing too much, slut. |
| No biggie | Not a big deal |
| O-Town | Orgasm |
| Obvi | Obviously |
| OD’d | Consumed too much, bought too much, shared too much |
| Old Testament | Out dated; Old School. |
| Olympic Lames | A competition to see who can be the most boring (sarcasm) |
| OMFG | Oh my f*cking god |
| OMG | Oh my god |
| One night bland | A bad one night stand |
| OOC | Out of control |
| Over-Game-Over | A Step Beyond “Game Over”; The real end of gaming playing in a game or a relationship. |
| Pain in my ain | Short for pain in my anus; PG way to say “pain in my ass” |
| Panini | Vagina |
| Pariah Carey | To be as big of an outcast as Mariah is a star |
| Patchouli | Vagina |
| Perma-bitch | Permanent bitch |
| PFM | Pure freaking magic |
| Populadder | The ladder of popularity, social hierarchy |
| Post-party partial | When people take a sudden liking to someone after a party, usually happens to the host if the party was great |
| POV | Point of view |
| Prima bitcherina | To be the number one bitch |
| Pro-persp | Pro-perspiration; thinking guys are hotter when they’re sweaty |
| Promatized | Traumatized on prom night |
| Promz | Promise |
| Promzilla | A bridezilla but instead of a wedding it’s prom |
| Pull the plug | Put a stop to this |
| Pulling A Britney | Going to a crazy place. |
| Ralph and roll | Puke due to excessive drinking and then pass out in the puddle |
| Rando | Random person |
| Random Fandom | Sudden interest |
| Rank | Gross; Nasty. |
| Reals | For real, seriously |
| Realz | Realization |
| Recessive Chub | Fat you can’t control with diet and exercise - genetic |
| Resident Evil | Pure Evil. |
| Sad-lebrating | Celebrating one thing when you’re upset about something else |
| Sagic | Sadly tragic |
| Scare-ifying | Scary terrifying. |
| Sesh | Session |
| Sequestered To The Kiss And Cry Zone | Having been iced out. |
| Sexcapades | Adventures of sex |
| Shaking the creamer | Masturbating |
| Shame Spiral | Having a nervous breakdown |
| Sh*t just got real. | This just took a serious turn. |
| Shiz | PG word for sh*t |
| Skankaholic | Skank with an alcohol addiction |
| Skitch | Skanky bitch |
| Sloppy Seconds | Usually a term used between feuding friends who hooked up with the same person to assert their dominance over being first |
| Slore | A slut and whore (double-whammy) |
| Slunt | Slut + cunt |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal: All F*cked Up |
| Snatches | Bitches |
| Sperminated then Terminated | Humped and dumped. Got a girl pregnant, then broke up with her. |
| SS | Sophomore sluts. Girls who magically morphed over the summer from dorky freshman into cleavage-bearing, short shorts-wearing, giggling Kesha clones who were only too happy to hang all over the senior guys. Mortal enemy to senior girls everywhere. |
| Study Buddies | Adderall |
| Suckuation | T was referring to a sucky graduation, but could be used in a more general sense for sucky situation |
| Taylor Swift-ing | Writing a song, poem, etc about someone, usually an ex |
| The Balls | Awesome, the sh*t |
| TIA | This is awkward. |
| Traj | Tragic |
| Traj-noxious | Tragic + obnoxious |
| Trustafarian | Trust fund kid |
| Tweak | Freak out. |
| Uberklempt | Stoked; Excited; Amped. |
| Ugly Cry | Crying so hard your make-up runs and your face gets puffy. |
| V Card | Virginity |
| Vacation goggles | Everything seems better when you’re on vacation; sunshine, palm trees, and relaxation clouding your vision |
| Vacay-cray | When you go a little wild on vacation and make bad decisions, like getting engaged to someone you just met |
| Vali-Dating | Dating someone to feel good about yourself |
| VDTR | Valentine’s Day The Relationship; when couples kick it up a notch on VDay and are excessively lovey dovey; lots of PDA |
| Vehicular virginity | The first time you have sex in a car |
| Verbate | Short for verbatim; word for word |
| Viral | Widespread instantly via the internet |
| Weird-Ometer | The scale or measurement of weird. |
| Whoredrobe | Wardrobe of a whore |
| Wingman | Someone who talks you up to someone you’re interested in to help you get laid |
| WTF | What the f*ck |
| WTFWFDRD | WTF would FDR do? (4x17 The New Sex Deal) |
| YASAP | Yesterday as soon as possible |
| YOGO | You Only Graduate Once |
| Z Time | Time to watch TMZ |
| ______ 2.0 | The new and improved; better, more evolved version |